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Agdaniele Demotivational Poster


NURTURE VS. NATURE - Agdaniele Was Clearly Doomed Regardless


TAGS: agdaniele fail scene kid
Rating: 1.94/5

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Sean - December 17, 2017, 12:36 am
Meh, nothing. Doomed for sure! Irregardless, even.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
Meh


PERSONAL GROOMING -


TAGS: agdaniele mustache
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:05 am
does he still hang out on the strip and charge 5 cents a ride? 5L
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:59 pm
Are you talking about his morning wank so he can increase his stamina later that day???


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


AGGY'S PROM NIGHT -


TAGS: agdaniele prom transam
Rating: 4.9/5

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agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:55 am
One doesn't want to get blood on a piano tie.
Airman - February 25, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think he put it on after he picked up the corsages
ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
That's not Aggy. No piano tie.


MENTORING -


TAGS: special thanks to my mentor agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:36 pm
It's insurance.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:34 pm
well, so long as it's for "training" I am willing to work hard to be as good a master as you... Sooo, whats with the $5.00 JC Penny belt?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:27 pm
Moooo and I have done worse before. I'm amazed we're still here.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
"ball gag"? ha! this is going really bad, really fast! I hope the site can handle the damage. lol!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:20 pm
all I need is a kiwi fruit... an PRESTO! Ball gag!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:18 pm
lmao!!! next thing will be showing me how versatile my bandanna is
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 11:07 pm
These? Well... next, we work on the gag reflex.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 11:02 pm
Oh, I get it now! A strong ass is a protected ass. Genius! now what are you doing with those chopsticks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:58 pm
Because, monkeysan... the pole, you'll find, was chrome at one time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:57 pm
But Sensei, why must I polish this brass pole in your garage with my buttocks?
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:55 pm
Not usually... but baby, you make 'em work!
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:54 pm
well, pink nylons don't work with Crane... as My Sensei tells me.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:53 pm
(and I should've taught you crane style, not flamingo)
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 10:52 pm
You musn't flaunt a vice so casually next time.
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 10:50 pm
(sigh) Is there anything you Mods don't know about me? Can I just have one little secret vice?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:37 pm

we hear a different story
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 11:26 pm
I refuse to try on a thong, so I say thee nay.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:26 pm

you wear panties?
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:25 pm
(of course, by "jacket", he meant "panties")
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:24 pm
"Now let me get my camera."
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:23 pm
nah, Aggy is a more modern version...."Take off your jacket"...."now put it on"..."Take it off again"..etc..
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
you likey when he put wax on, or rip wax off? 5L
spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:17 pm
Shpecial? LOL! 5L


80 PERCENT APPROVAL RATING -


TAGS: approval rating agdaniele motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.56/5

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agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:53 pm
LMAO!!!! Are you saying that you want me to go to reno again? Everyone is dying to miss me!
motinet - November 3, 2010, 10:48 pm

Flashback! LOL!
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice
Reality Lord - August 21, 2010, 7:36 am

epic!
Woodywood03a - April 20, 2010, 6:41 pm
I have nothing to say, but now... I have a lot to show.
Woodywood03a - April 20, 2010, 6:41 pm
I have nothing to say, but now... I have a lot to show.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
LMAO!!! Thank you, RON!!! And yes, sir... back to work. There's an old sheriff in town!
ronsart - February 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
WELCOME BACK AGGY...you,ve been sorely missed...now get back to work.
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:54 am
who?
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:33 pm
BoneCD is right. After all, I am finally starting to realize that XD. If anyone has unneeded 5L's you know where to reach me! Lol.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 4:41 pm
Though i think this is more like 60% cause the kid 2nd from the right does not look happy to be there either.
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:38 pm
Then show us the good stuff Woody. Remember it's quality over quantity. You don't need to make a lot of posters...just good ones!
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
well.... I am not talking about agdantele. I am talking about my approval rating. Also, I can do better.
GreyScorpion - January 21, 2010, 4:35 pm
that's some funny stuff there. 5L
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:29 pm
In Aggy's defense...The guy just got a bad orange.
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 4:25 pm
you're as good at math as you are at making posters
Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:18 pm
really..... and I would be 10% ??
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 3:57 pm
5. Instant classic.
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 3:56 pm
I,m in the 80%!
MightySW - January 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
Awesome , 5's


PRODUCTIVITY -


TAGS: agdaniele
Rating: 4.21/5

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ECHOPRAXIA -


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.


DESOLATION -


TAGS: agdaniele desolation confusion crazy bird
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - December 10, 2010, 5:49 pm

well golly now didn't that happen....5L
crankyhead - December 10, 2010, 5:33 pm
beauty


AGDANIELE - His Dog Is Worried About The Economy, Guinness Is Up To $2.99 Per Can. That's Almost $21.00 In Dog Money.


TAGS: agdaniele has a smart dog
Rating: 4.44/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: beauty thanks to agdaniele and toc for this
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - May 3, 2010, 6:17 pm

hey - all you need is the area code for this beaty, I can tell you it really does have interstate access
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Dude! You said you would let me know when your house went on the market! Now I'll have competition! 5 inner beauties.


AGDANIELE - Master of the Obvious and yet...penniless.


TAGS: agdaniele keeps them on their toes
Rating: 3.66/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:00 am
Definitely not, Random... but to me, that's what makes us better... more understanding of others. And it's why I don't understand the constant crapping on some of the Greybeards. It's a new day... guess it just comes with the times.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
Oh I went to the very very first ones. What did I learn? Noone started off making 5'ers. Noone.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:57 am
My oldest posters REALLY suck but then...so do a lot of my newer ones. What have I learned? Well, that's apparent. Not much.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:56 am
You're only a half-day away.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No, Random. Stop. NAO.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:55 am
I'd thank you for not going past my 2nd page, Random.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
Since first coming here, I never liked the timmys who didn't make posters for awhile before being critics. Once you put your heart into a few and get railroaded into 1L-ville, you don't get a good appreciation for what it takes... and means.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:54 am
I've actually been going through everyones old old posters actually. It's funny to see how everyone started.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
I came onto this site quietly... made crap poster after crap poster for awhile... tunnels, too. Complimented good posters, and shut up otherwise... until the grammar/spelling nazi came out in me.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:53 am
That's what makes you grand, though. Without you berating/encouraging the motifakers...this place wouldn't be what it is.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:51 am
Yeah.... that got me to re-think my... outspokenality here.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:50 am
This one! It's great!
Camden - August 22, 2009, 4:02 pm
have aliases much boot,Sudz, Boop, Derp, Duhh, Dweeb, Moop, Morp, Borp, The Messiah, Zorp, f*cked, fg, Murp, Beep, Jeep, Burp, Gorp, Weep, Bleep, Meep, Gurp, Bloop, Turbinator, Zoop, Cartman, Gort, Bert, Duh, Jules, Toop,Woop, Godd*mn, Giggles, Dupe,ect.?
Boot - August 22, 2009, 9:43 am
Calvin and Hobbes for the win.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:26 am
Hilarious, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
5+ So Funny! Good Job LD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 3:33 pm
5 Lions. But I'd watch out LD Aggy might send the Mexican Mafia after you.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: agdaniele heritage assignment cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:43 am
She's a cunt, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 11:04 pm
Your heritage lives on buddy...you deserve it
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 10:40 pm
This is beautiful. A heartfelt thanks, Cubby! 5L
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 10:38 pm
There is a direct correlation between genius and liver damage. And cynicism. And dark humor. And my love for latinas. Yeesh.


PATIENCE -




UNTOUCHABLE -


TAGS: agdaniele claire security can t touch
Rating: 4.46/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2011, 1:20 am
Glad I could help bring back old childhood traumas, lol. DOUBLESHOT!
NumberXIII - August 16, 2011, 11:46 am
I saw the picture. Then I screamed. Then I started to cry. My roommate ran in, thinking I was dying. Then he saw the picture. Now we're in the fetal position on the floor.
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:31 am
The poster stings... and ice's comment burns.... blow on it, mommy!
ICEMAN - March 15, 2011, 2:05 am
I call shenanigans. That's obviously not Aggy - no piano tie.


CAMRADERIE -


TAGS: agdaniele we all gave till it hurt except moo
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2010, 12:12 am
Enjoy your puddle. 5L
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 11:22 pm
If you're not using the bear...can I have it back? Thanks!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:47 pm
Giggety giggety.... ewwww.


BRILIANT! -


TAGS: guinnes agdaniele
Rating: 4.4/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 22, 2010, 1:28 am
XD Night Aggy
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:43 am
That, dear space, is the key to a happy life!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
Hmm. $24 for 8 cans of dark draught. That outta wash down my heart medication.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
Nah.... I'm working too much lately... just not feelin' it.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:10 am
Got to go on a beer run now.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:01 am
Shaken, not stirred.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 11:57 pm
Wish they made a double chocolate syrup special edition.
Cloudchaser - February 20, 2010, 11:50 pm
That's not how they make (beer *I* like). That's how they make (beer *I* don't like). Fact. Natty Ice will get you just as drunk as Sam Adams and it's a lot cheaper
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:33 pm
Is it wrong that I drank more when I found out about this? As long as it's Irish Setter, I'm good.


AGDANIELE - he hasn't change much since he was a kid




CINCO DE MAYO WITHOUT AGGY -




MR. AGDANIELE’S SECRET -


TAGS: agdaniele beer guinness
Rating: 4/5

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jake - June 28, 2009, 7:21 pm
yeah, raw chicken has the same reaction to Guinness...
Sean - June 22, 2009, 9:39 pm
Great work, RON. You nailed it. And yes I mean "it" -- I'm not committing on any guiness/agdniele/skirt related issues.
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
Ok, well.... no more skirts.
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
YOU LIAR!!!
agdaniele - June 22, 2009, 9:10 am
HA!!! I'll have you know that I stopped spreading my legs for Guinness WEEKS ago!!!


MODERATORS SKID MARK CONTEST -




MR. AGDANIELES -


TAGS: agdaniele girl friend motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.86/5

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IllicoPresto - November 28, 2009, 6:43 pm
Why is she screaming?
ronsart - November 28, 2009, 6:40 pm
LOL
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:39 pm
I'm a sucker for a redhead. 5L


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: agdaniele roast day what a man what a mighty good man
Rating: 3.78/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
You can't see them from this angle, but the Preparation H and Polysporin gave it a more heartfelt and personal touch, I think.


AGDANIELE - OK!!! OK!!! I'll go to the store and get more Guiness! Just calm the hell down...jeeeeesh


TAGS: agdaniele
Rating: 3.69/5

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Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:00 am
Which day is that? The one when you become the freakin' queen of England? "We're not amused! And we'll ban your asparagus if you keep up that foolishness!"
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 1:57 am
Although I frown upon the spelling, I applaud the accuracy in capturing my tantrums of this nature. I'll 5L this... a tribute poster from DSA. Did we ever think we'd see the day?
ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:20 pm
Nah. He might have you knee-capped but that is about it.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Oh no!!! Now Aggy's gonna have me legs broke!!!
ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:00 pm
Aggy is just a big ol' pussy........cat. Nothing to worry about. 3L for misspelling Guinness.


PMS -


TAGS: pms agdaniele sacred
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:57 am
What? Why? It's YOUR blood.


AGDANIELES GIRL -


TAGS: agdanieles girl screaming rons name
Rating: 3.39/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 21, 2009, 7:09 am
lmao, good start to the day. needed that.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:24 pm
When all else fails... adapt!!!
RON - September 20, 2009, 11:21 pm
LOL...screams my name, but YOU doing the talent thing she likes...see...breathing thru ur ears does pay off.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:17 pm
Now, going by her description of Ron, I'm giving him 1 Lion for every 2 inches. What? WHAT? Really? Sigh.... 5 lions, Ron.
agdaniele - September 20, 2009, 11:16 pm
If I'm reading this right, it would appear that in some cases, she's unable to scream Ron's name.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 11:13 pm
That's a third degree burn right there, man. I hope he responds; this could turn into a battle royale. 5/5


ONE PISSED OFF MEXICAN -


TAGS: tribute for agdaniele with respect
Rating: 3.23/5

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 9:07 am
^^ DO NOT WAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTT unless i get to eat the black bars off them ^^
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
LMAO! And then... the censor bars! They not for you, gringo!


MRS. AGDANIELE - Even when she chains him to the bed for "role playing" night NOTHING can contain the BANHAMMER!!!




AGDANIELE - He/she thinks anyone will say no with this shitty irony.


TAGS: agdaniele mod
Rating: 2.62/5
LogicDude - December 29, 2009, 1:04 pm
This is just another way of saying "Most of my posters are rejected because they suck and the Mods seem to agree..."
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:19 am
2 confused but not curious lions.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 10:07 pm
5L @ He/she
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:49 pm
Or, address it. Either way, this submission stuff ends now. It is not productive, and extremely childish.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:45 pm
If anyone else is having a problem with any Mod... or all mods... adress it via PM, or you will turn up permanently missing.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:42 pm
It appears we have an understanding.


MOD COSTUMES -


TAGS: rerun greyscorpion and agdaniele can even be scarey in drag
Rating: 4.77/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 11:10 pm
Thanks Aggy, I am still debating on robbing other kids tonight. I can always pilfer the fiance's kids stuff, but the look of terror fills my heart with warmth.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:04 pm
Dayamn, You boys got some mighty perty mouths. 5 banjos
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 11:00 pm
happy halloween, 5150
5150monkeylove - October 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
I figured he was the only guy to not care where his "weapon" was pointed. OBTW Happy halloween Elder Mods!
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 9:39 pm
Dammit.
Reality Lord - October 31, 2010, 9:27 pm

blue my ass. the cats out of the bag. you're the mexican with the 70's moustache...lol
agdaniele - October 31, 2010, 6:25 pm
I told you guys I could pull off blue.


BUON NATALE -


TAGS: xmas christmas hanukkah holiday agdaniele
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 12:56 am
And a z rizdvom khrystovym for good measure...or Merry Christmas Aggy.
crankyhead - December 25, 2012, 12:33 am
Happy holidays Aggy.
Greeny - December 24, 2012, 9:28 pm
Best gift ever!
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:24 pm

L'Chaim! Mazel tov!


WRITERS BLOCK - After His 18th Guinness Agdaniele Confronts His Demons And Vents His Frustrations


TAGS: agdaniele demons guinness that was my laptop
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 11:02 pm

yeah, I know. I am attempting to head that off.
spacedog - April 16, 2010, 11:01 pm
Bwahahaha! I'm not sure you and Aggy are talking about the same gun Rerun. NSFW?
rerun - April 16, 2010, 10:58 pm

he usually loads the gun after the 1st.
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
It starts early.
ICEMAN - April 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
I think you mis-typed rerun. It should read "After his 1st Guinness......"
agdaniele - April 16, 2010, 7:51 pm
I'll stick with that popular version of what happened... but, this is usually what happens right BEFORE clicking the REJECT button on a NSFW Cubby submission.


PRISON TATS -


TAGS: agdaniele guinness reno what a night
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - September 25, 2010, 2:07 pm
Nice one bone.
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 1:33 pm
So true to the strip! LMAO
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 1:29 pm
Based on "The Noodle Incident" defense, I refuse to comment further.


THE SAGA - begins


TAGS: agdaniele family scorpione family rerun in miami
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:21 pm

so good it scares me airman.
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 8:09 pm
start on page 1 of hammy place in the threads.
Zealot - September 27, 2010, 8:08 pm
did i miss something?


DESTINATION MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: with his club poised ever so ready upon his shoulder agdaniele knew that his world held more for him all that was required was he step into the new world moderator
Rating: 4.21/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 19, 2012, 1:17 pm
Aggy left the site over a year ago. So you're accomplishing nothing......except getting yourself banned when the mods come around
assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding vagina, and I hope she is dead!
Cubbybear - September 23, 2010, 10:26 pm
The Boar tusk adds to the manliness 5/5


CHRISTMAS SPIRIT -


TAGS: agdaniele
Rating: 4.2/5

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agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 7:25 pm
Clearly not up to speed on my top-5 1L bombing policy.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 7:23 pm
gggg just wants to be banned. Stay tuned!
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 7:05 pm
Well I did "pooch" the grammar in the caption a bit, but I'm guessing gggg wants to see more boobs in the Top5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:55 am
Yeah, That was a rhetorical question.
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 9:51 am
He hasn't g-g-g-got any.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 9:47 am
Even Mr.M's in the #2 spot.....you got brass ones gggg.....who the fuck are you anyways? And where are your posters?
gggg - December 18, 2009, 9:45 am
Dude, I'm looking at the top five here and they suck. One and all. I mean seriously.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 12:24 am
Ahhhhhhhh... it's the simple things.


LATE NIGHT TV -


TAGS: agdaniele the night time is the right time for making funny
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
LOL! I'm just a mid-season replacement.


AGDANIELE -


TAGS: tribute roast agdaniele
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 2:50 am
A timeless tribute that I enjoy to this very day.
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:02 am
I delight in the worst submissions as well as the nsfw... the two glorious ends of the spectrum. 5L


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: agdaniele tribute you were missed only because our aim was bad
Rating: 3.82/5

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R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 2:51 pm
I lived in the Seattle area for 7 years, lots of great bars downtown, you just have to know which ones you have to "watch your ass" in. Most of the people there are rude though, I'm from a small town, so getting used to the rudeness was difficult.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:41 pm
The people there make the town unbearable. Sort of like the Raider Nation.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:40 pm
Seattle sucks.
TheTrashHeap - February 14, 2010, 11:39 pm
Snicker!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:36 pm
I don't own a firearm... and trying to buy the amount of hardware it'd take to make the dive bars in Seattle bearable, it's just easier to try and find Naru at a lesbian bar.
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:30 pm
Washington was canned. Diverted to Reno only.
GreyScorpion - February 14, 2010, 11:17 pm
A pistil would mandate a pistol, did you frequent any of these places?
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:09 pm
Turns out that there was only a single Rose... and only a pistil. Conquests? Save that for Reno.


AGDANIELE - His Influence Runs Deep And Crosses All Lines


TAGS: agdaniele influences all he sees
Rating: 3.79/5

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rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:15 pm

Hooker Red or Great Aunt Naiomi Red?
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm
Painted red.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:08 pm

I think it is the "nails" on the little feet
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 8:06 pm
Even if I tell you they're not "toothy"?
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:00 pm

that sounds kinda painful...and not in the good, tingle all over way
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:52 pm
They store nuts.
rerun - June 13, 2010, 7:47 pm

squirrels are for people whom are no longer happy with a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
It should be glad it wasn't born a gerbil.
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Hey.... if what I do to a squirrel can drive it to drink, at least it'll drink Guinness.


STEALTH TECHNIQUES - Agdaniele has already started moderator training




ITS'A ME AGDANIELE! - No matter what he tells you will happen.. DON'T LICK HIM!!!!


TAGS: frog agdaniele
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
Still a fave!
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
You always were a sucker for chunky-style.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:21 pm
Hey man, fool me once....
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:16 pm
LOL!


DARKNESS -


TAGS: guinness beer agdaniele s darkness
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MrRandom - October 16, 2009, 12:04 am
This year I'm thinking Richards, little chocolate bars, and some way to piss off trick and treaters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 12:02 am
Just remember your fallback plans....Chronic Masturbation and stale cheesies.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
Sounds wonderful. I manage to actually get it off for work once, and I can't find anything to do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 11:52 pm
Don't say that random, I'm moving on the first (I hate moving)....BTW 5 lions for the leg humping cosmonaut.
MrRandom - October 15, 2009, 11:32 pm
Halloween needs to come faster.


A TRIBUTE FOR THE FALLEN -




ANTONIO -


TAGS: antonio ron agdaniele comics asian women
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 18, 2009, 6:55 pm
MR. BONE...lol...u so close to the truth...wife still working and makes the bed...lol
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
How does that go Ron...They make the Bed and the Bread...LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 6:47 pm
5 lions Ron. You never miss a thing.
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
is funny...was shock to see name in middle of forum discussion...jez...I try to stay low profile and out of trouble...lol...now moving stash to new location...lol...glad you enjoyed...lol...now get back to work.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:02 pm
LMAO! I'm just saying... share!


AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles


TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though


AGGY'S THANKSGIVING - was a pleasant time for all concerned




EGGDANIELE'S - fridge i guess




THIS MOVIE... - IS FUNNIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!


TAGS: mo fatt matt logicdude agdaniele buzzbomb canada sean mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap
Rating: 1.68/5

More motifakes by h8r

MustyK - January 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
Motifake - isn't it supposed to be all about Love & Respect of others ??
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'll be here all week folks...I've got a million of'em! Take my wife...please!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:36 pm
Ohhh..... That was cheap. :)
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Maybe because raisins don't cause them to crap themselves over there?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:34 pm
I was just on Naughtyfake, and I see that Danny is a regular there... I'm sad that he abandoned Motifake... How could he??
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:30 pm
Alrighty then, I wanna be....oh, lemme see.....Batman!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
English is his first language..? Wow.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
I know what you're saying. But for one thing he said English WAS his first language (but that he was getting it mixed up with other ones), & for another thing he needs to read previous comments to know what he's talking about.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
Holy shit. Is THAT where he is? ...DAMMIT.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:22 pm
Sorry MO - Culos has the Indy J title already...of course since he now lives full-time on Naughtyfake...maybe it IS up for grabs?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
I don't think English is his first language. At least he's not commenting on every poster he comes across now.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to take the bait on this one. WTF are you talking about Woody? Seriously...?!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
You're doing much better with your comments, Woody.
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:12 pm
I saw it and it is dumb as hell man. I wonder if I see better shows in a snail moveing. Yeah, I can watch paint drying and it can't be much bad then this shit here.
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:09 pm
The hun I'm talking aboot is afoot. Just watching........the bait may be too much to resist....woody just popped in. Oh boy....looks like feeding time....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:02 pm
Oh, *those* Huns. Yeah, 'bout that...
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:01 pm
Huns? Pah. Late-comers to the pillaging scene. So 1300s.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
All I know is, I wanna be Indiana Jones! So I can whup ass!!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
Hun? Let'er rip!
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
It's the internet, kinda hard to take it *too* seriously. But there's an edge here I've not felt before. Shell-shock? We're ready to shoot first regardless of IFF? Hmmm.
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 10:50 pm
well what? I am getting used to people hating on this community
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
well?
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Only morons post anonymous posters.
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
This is like getting the Turtle Wax prize on Price Is Right!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
that makes me a Non-FunnyBone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
none=bone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
It probably is little Mikey, I guess his feelings are still hurt. You're funny none...heh,heh funnybone.......
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:07 pm
Let me clarify my last.....NOT the only ones....just the most vocal I guess. I'm off for that BFCN! Later taders....
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:06 pm
Wait that means I'm not funny...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:03 pm
I'm loved...he likes me! My name was left out. Kisses Mr. Anonymous *gotta get out of my beach outfit and put some man clothes back on*
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:00 pm
That's funny cause most of the peeps on here are just about the only ones who have the funny. This guy probably got his ass hat put on backwards by one of youz and couldn't take it.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow. Even more of a punk bitch than a Timmy.
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'm gonna have to go with....pisshead...whatchoo think Mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
At least have the balls to post this with your name on it you anonymous loser.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
WTF? no lions.


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